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Theme Song! [Nov. 4th, 2004|06:18 pm]
Plotbunny Haven

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[degozaru]
[mood |giddyPoetic]
[music |Vanhelsing clips]

Hah! I spent valuble homework time on this! I want truffles and worship. Now.

And I'm pretty damn proud of it. *bows*

Welcome all you travelers,

Writers, poets one and all.

You’re probably just passing through

Looking for a place to stall.

We truly know what ails you,

It’s quite plain to see.

It’s a disease we all share

It’s awful we agree.

What is this curse you ask,

Shared by all with imagination

It’s writers block, the fearful thing

Stops the flow of our creation!

Well lucky you who’ve entered here

This haven, perilous and dim

For some creatures oft do linger

Lurking behind each tree limb.

With fangs as sharp as Elvish wit

And eyes as red as rubies

Glowing with malevolence

They’d make anyone’s blood freeze.

Plotbunny is the name so black

That these beasts are called

Bunny you ask? Harmless you think

Watch out, you might get mauled.

For plotbunnies are vicious things

With a desire they cannot slake

They feed on creativity

(In blood also, they will partake.)

If ye seek a cure

For this incurable disease

Find yourself a bunny,

(Make sure it has no fleas)

It does bite, it doesn’t hurt,

Until you realize

The thing isn’t going to let go

Until you sympathize!

Rush to your computer

Sit down upon the chair

Type before it strangles you,

Mutter a short prayer.

You may think it frightening

But when you have appeased it,

You’ve got a damn good story

Thanks to him you must admit.

So, Stranger, if you are not

Too partial to a pen,

Walk carefully, speak softly,

Do not wander here again.

 

 

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From: childprogeny
2004-11-08 12:09 am (UTC)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1


OMG OMG OMG!!!!!

YOU ARE TOOOOOO BRILLIANT!



<33333333333333333

*copies and pastes into community's bio thingy*
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[User Picture]From: degozaru
2004-11-08 03:36 pm (UTC)
^_^ *bows* Yay! Jeremy-chan... or is it Jeremy-kun... *headdesk* Oh never mind. You just made my day. <33!
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